This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Telescope Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Came third in a Star Gazing competition with my telescope. I got a constellation prize.
I heard having a telescope is really interesting. I’m going to look into it.
Why is it that when we are looking for intelligent life, we always point our telescopes away from Earth…?
I was seeing stars earlier. I hit my head on my telescope.
What do you call a telescope that you keep bumping in to? A kaleidoscope.
Told my son that he could only use my telescope with supervision. He said that if he had that, he wouldn’t need a telescope.
I was going to download one of those apps that has all the images from orbiting telescopes, but I don’t have space on my phone.
Worst thing about having dinner at a radio telescope site is washing the dishes afterwards.
Was look at prices, the difference between a regular and a professional telescope is astronomical.
My telescope is so hard to use that I call it my horror scope.
Wondered why I couldn’t save any clips of the pulsar I was trying to find with my telescope, then I realised that video killed the radio star.
If you like these telescope jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.