This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Wax Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Saw a model of a young Darth Vader at the local wax museum. It was Mannequin Skywalker.
Does anyone know how to cure earwax? If so, give me a shout.
Candle wax. It gets on my wick.
Which burns longer, a candle made of red wax or a candle made of blue wax? Neither, they both burn shorter.
Someone I know doesn’t believe in candles. They are an anti-waxer.
A friend decided to set up a business making candles from odourless wax, but it makes no scents.
Just waxed my car. No idea how it gets so hairy.
My friend who is allergic to wax, is amazing. No one can hold a candle to him.
I covered a suit of armour in wax and called it a knight light.
I’m a big fan of wax stands. Or birthday cakes, as I call them.
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