Month: August 2024

Anorak Jokes

I saw a brachiosaurus in an anorak the other day. It was his Jurassic parka.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Anorak Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Bought my anorak in the south of France. It’s my Coat d’Azur. My favourite anorak is falling apart so I’m going to have to get rid of it. Or sew its seams…… Continue reading Anorak Jokes

Unicorn Jokes

Went to the doctor to get my flu shot and was surprised to see a horse with a horn waiting for his. Turned out he was an immunicorn.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Unicorn Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Thought I saw a horse with an antler, then I realised it was a unique horn. Never realised how hungry unicorns are. They eat like horses. My unicorn is a rubbish ballet… Continue reading Unicorn Jokes

Herd Jokes

I saw a herd of plastic antelope. Fake gnus.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Herd Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… There’s a rumour about my group of cows that only eat small fruit. I herd it through the grape vine. Apparently now a herd of elephants have gone on strike. They are… Continue reading Herd Jokes

Sauce Jokes

I asked the flight attendant what sauce came with the spaghetti, but it was plane pasta.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sauce Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Walked into a business meeting the other week, put a kebab on the desk and said “we really have to think about strategy”. One of my colleagues asked “what’s with the kebab?”… Continue reading Sauce Jokes

Fizzy Jokes

A friend of mine works out how to make drinks more bubbly. He's a fizzicist.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fizzy Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What is orange and fizzy and comes down the chimney at Christmas? Fanta Claus A friend of mine used to iron fizzy drinks. It was soda pressing. What is a frog’s favourite… Continue reading Fizzy Jokes