Wood Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Wood Jokes, although you might argue that lots of the jokes on this site are a bit wooden,,. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       When I was at the zoo, I saw something like a… Continue reading Wood Jokes

Xylophone Jokes

What's the difference between a glockenspeil and a xylophone? I used to know but I can't marimba.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Xylophone Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Fantastic sale on slightly broken xylophones, great prices. They can’t be beat.   In a freak orchestra accident, I was hit on the head by a xylophone.… Continue reading Xylophone Jokes

Mechanic Jokes

Popped into the local garage, and the mechanic was drinking a cup of tea. Think he was on a brake.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Mechanic Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality Do quantum car mechanics have a minimum charge? Popped into the local garage, and the mechanic was drinking a cup of tea. Think he was on a brake. Why is… Continue reading Mechanic Jokes

Slide Jokes

Went to a water park, tried a couple of slides and now I'm worried I'm getting addicted. It's a slippery slope.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Slide Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality Two cats on a slope, which one slides first? The one with the lowest mew. Orange juice doesn’t slide well. It’s down to pulp friction. Spent £500 on a big… Continue reading Slide Jokes