Month: May 2015

Seal Jokes

Why are seals good at motor racing? Because they are often in pole position.

Someone told me a joke this week about a seal, so it seemed as good a topic as any, so here are some seal jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality. The joke that I was actually told was too visual to explain here, so here are a few more instead…… Continue reading Seal Jokes

Fence Jokes

It was a bit of a shock when I found out my friend had put an electric fence around his house.

The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is fence jokes, for no particular reason. As normal, they don’t come with any guarantee of funniness or originality…         A local farmer added a step to get over his fence into his field. I like his stile.   It was… Continue reading Fence Jokes

Onion Jokes

Why does Mr Potato Head have a mobile? In case Mr Onion Rings.

There have been some odd topics for pages of one liners, and this one falls in that category.  Here are some onion jokes.  Hopefully the only tears will be of laughter.  Don’t, though, expect too much hilarity or originality….       “Spring, salad, shallot, picked”, said a friend. He knows his onions.   I… Continue reading Onion Jokes

Superhero Jokes

My favourite superhero is Ice Cream Man.

I was in a conversation this week about a superhero fancy dress party, which ended up in a few related jokes, which seemed like as good a topic as any for this week’s puns and one liners, so here are some superhero jokes. However, this collection does not include super powers like excessive humour or… Continue reading Superhero Jokes

Chess Jokes

Got a job working shifts as a piece in a 24 hour human chess game. I'm on knights this week.

This week’s one liners and puns come in the form of chess jokes.  Hopefully they will not require you to think too much, although they equally will not require you to laugh or think of them as being originality.       I had dinner once with a Chess Grand Master in a restaurant with… Continue reading Chess Jokes