The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is fence jokes, for no particular reason. As normal, they don’t come with any guarantee of funniness or originality…
A local farmer added a step to get over his fence into his field. I like his stile.
It was a bit of a shock when I found out my friend had put an electric fence around his house.
Chap going around stealing gates from homes around here. No one wants to confront him in case he takes a fence.
Local farmer has a sign saying Do Not Touch His Fence. Not sure why, just can’t put my finger on it.
Saw a bull caught in an electric fence. Think it was charging.
My wife asked me if I thought we needed new garden furniture. I’m sitting on the fence.
A friend of mine is like lightening when hammering nails into his fence. He never strikes the same place twice.
Why did the cow go around the fence? To get to the udder side.
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