This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Part Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
My friend is in a competitive food making group. He makes honey, part of the bee team.
My resolution is to travel about and plant horse chestnut trees everywhere. It’s part of my plan to conker the nation.
A group of friends with needles are part of a clothes knit community.
Bought a bald friend a comb for his birthday. He says he’ll never part with it.
Bought my girlfriend a new part for her drum kit to show how much she means to me. It’s a cymbal of my love.
The first astronauts to go to Mars at least won’t be hungry for the first part of the journey, they head off with a big launch.
The most musical part of your skeleton is your trom-bones.
Told a friend I had a part in a production of Hamlet. He said “are you being facetious?” I said “no, Polonius”.
Friend of mine tried to finish a jigsaw and realised he’d accidentally swallowed part of it. He’s trying to find his inner piece.
I asked Sean Connery if he liked herbs. He said “yes, but only partially”.
I’m never complete my paintings. I have a black belt in partial arts.
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