Month: September 2013

Career Jokes

A friend has got a job running a farm for Old McDonald. He's the new CIEIO.

I was challenged last week, after a page of pirate jokes to mark International Talk Like A Pirate Day, by Kevin, to see if I could have some more themed pages of jokes. Here is a series of career jokes with the usual caveats of not being that funny or original…     Friend of… Continue reading Career Jokes

Pirate Jokes for International Talk Like A Pirate Day….

How can you tell if a treasure map was written by a pirate chicken? Eggs marks the spot.

As yesterday, 19th September, was International Talk Like A Pirate Day, this week’s collection of unoriginal and groan inducing one liners take the form of pirate jokes.  They are the normal collection of one-liners and puns, but with a particular theme this week.  A couple of these may seem a little familiar…      … Continue reading Pirate Jokes for International Talk Like A Pirate Day….

More Bad Jokes for a Friday

A friend got a new job as a chiropodist and found the first day really difficult. I guess he was still finding his feet.

As always, Friday is the day for bad jokes that might not be that funny or original…  I do hope that you enjoy them and don’t groan too much.       A friend replaced his bed with a trampoline without telling his partner. She hit the roof.   A friend’s desire to always think… Continue reading More Bad Jokes for a Friday

More Witty One-Liners…

A friend of mine is a musician. He used to be in a band called The Hinges, used to be quite big. They supported The Doors.

As you may be aware, Friday is the day for witty one-liners here, although I do use the term witty in its broadest sense, and some of these stretch all the way to a second line with some browser settings, so please don’t be disappointed if they are not original, nor that witty….    … Continue reading More Witty One-Liners…