I was challenged last week, after a page of pirate jokes to mark International Talk Like A Pirate Day, by Kevin, to see if I could have some more themed pages of jokes. Here is a series of career jokes with the usual caveats of not being that funny or original…
Friend of mine lost his job as a courier driver. He just wasn’t delivering the goods.
A chap I know got sacked from his job at the calendar factory. All he did was take a day off.
Friend got sacked from his job at the Rich Tea factory. They said he took the biscuit.
The perks of working in a keyboard factory: extra shifts.
A friend has got a job running a farm for Old McDonald. He’s the new CIEIO.
Don’t think I could cope with a job as a coffee taster. How do they sleep at night?
A friend’s pessimistic attitude cost him his job as a barman. With him, the glass was always half empty.
Another friend lost his job as a journalist at a classic rock magazine through musical differences. He was always giving rave reviews.
I know someone who quit their job at the helium factory. He refused to be spoken to in that tone.
Someone I know has decided that being a shepherd isn’t for them. Every time he tries to count his flock, he falls asleep.
A different friend, though, got an award for his farming work. He was outstanding in his field.
A chap I know have up his job as a taxi driver. He kept driving his customers away.
Last week’s pirate jokes are here.
If you like these career jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.