Career Jokes

I was challenged last week, after a page of pirate jokes to mark International Talk Like A Pirate Day, by Kevin, to see if I could have some more themed pages of jokes. Here is a series of career jokes with the usual caveats of not being that funny or original…



Friend of mine lost his job as a courier driver. He just wasn’t delivering the goods.


A chap I know got sacked from his job at the calendar factory. All he did was take a day off.


Friend got sacked from his job at the Rich Tea factory. They said he took the biscuit.


The perks of working in a keyboard factory: extra shifts.


A friend has got a job running a farm for Old McDonald. He’s the new CIEIO.


Don’t think I could cope with a job as a coffee taster. How do they sleep at night?


A friend’s pessimistic attitude cost him his job as a barman.  With him, the glass was always half empty.


Another friend lost his job as a journalist at a classic rock magazine through musical differences. He was always giving rave reviews.


I know someone who quit their job at the helium factory. He refused to be spoken to in that tone.


Someone I know has decided that being a shepherd isn’t for them. Every time he tries to count his flock, he falls asleep.


A different friend, though, got an award for his farming work. He was outstanding in his field.


A chap I know have up his job as a taxi driver. He kept driving his customers away.



Last week’s pirate jokes are here.

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