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Pottery Jokes

I've made a statue of Dirty Harry in my pottery class. Go ahead, bake my clay.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pottery Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I made a statue of a boy wizard out of clay. It’s Harry Pottery. Sometimes, if you want to be good at pottery, you’ve got to urn it. The Pottery Batman shouts… Continue reading Pottery Jokes

Tube Jokes

I knew something had gone wrong on The Tube when I heard the driver on the radio saying "Euston, we have a problem"…

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tube Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… It’s so hot that I need SPF1000. When you open the tube, a full length robe comes out. I put a video of me sneezing on YouTube and now the whole street… Continue reading Tube Jokes

Oven Jokes

Nothing changes when I'm trying to make posh bread in the oven. I'm just stuck with the status dough.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Oven Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Made a small gesture of appreciation towards my oven the other day. It was a micro wave. A hipster friend of mine cooks everything in a microwave. He doesn’t like conventional ovens.… Continue reading Oven Jokes

Hammer Jokes

A friend of mine is like lightening when hammering nails into his fence. He never strikes the same place twice.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hammer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I hate going to MC Hammer’s house. He wont let me touch anything. I’ve started this new fad diet. You have to hit garden buildings with a hammer. I’m just looking to… Continue reading Hammer Jokes

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