Pottery Jokes

I've made a statue of Dirty Harry in my pottery class. Go ahead, bake my clay.
I've made a statue of Dirty Harry in my pottery class. Go ahead, bake my clay.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pottery Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

I made a statue of a boy wizard out of clay. It’s Harry Pottery.

Sometimes, if you want to be good at pottery, you’ve got to urn it.

The Pottery Batman shouts “T’PAU!” instead of “KAPOW!” because he’s got China In His Hands…

Local knight was good at pottery. Sir Amic.

Found out recently that James Bond is a big fan of pottery. He’s even got a licence to kiln.

Wrapped some Christmas decorations around my pottery class creation. I was told it wasn’t great but it had pot tinsel.

I’ve made a statue of Dirty Harry in my pottery class. Go ahead, bake my clay.

My Lucky Dip was full of bits of clay. Turned out I’d entered the National Pottery.

I spent a while trying my hand at pottery but I was only kiln time.

Found out the best way to stop a bull charging in a china shop is to take away his credit card.

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