This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Spark Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Why did the two electrical cables split up? There was no spark between them.
I’ve got an electrician friend who always has his interest sparked by the newspaper. He likes to keep up on current affairs.
I used to wonder who invented the oil lamp. It was probably some bright spark.
Went shopping in an exclusive shop limited to electricians and those with high intelligene. Sparks & Mensa.
When two dinosaurs rubbed up against each other, it could cause friction, that resulted in a jurrasic spark.
An anarchist friend threw away his spark plugs because he believes that all power corrupts.
A spark plus walks into a bar. Tbe bar tender says “you can come in, but don’t start anything”.
I stopped using the beach beside the power station. I don’t like to swim in spark infested water.
A loose connection in my robot dog does more damage than it actually attacking anyone. It’s spark is worse than its bite.
A friend of mine designs power stations. He’s a spark-itect.
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