This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cardboard Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I’d make a belt out of cardboard but it would be a waist of paper.
I live in a lighthouse. It’s made of cardboard.
“Big fish, little fish, cardboard box”. Me checking the stock when I worked in a fish shop.
I charge rent to the series of insects in my cardboard box as they are tenants.
Went to the stationers, and found out they had given me cardboard instead of paper. I’m going to right them a stiff letter.
One of the great thing about buying cardboard boxes and having them delivered is you normally get one more than you paid for.
I got fed up playing poker and blackjack the other day. I was cardboard.
I worked in a cardboard box factory but it folded.
My dog keeps wrapping things in cardboard. He’s a boxer.
Bought some low quality cardboard. It’s tearable.
If you like these cardboard jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.