Month: May 2023

Alphabet Jokes

I used to wonder what font was used for the letters in Alphabet Soup, turns out it's Times New Ramen.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Alphabet Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Consonant please. Now a vowel. And another consonant. Alphabeti Spaghetti can take a long time to serve in my house. I’ve invented alphabet butter. Now just need to spread the word. Someone… Continue reading Alphabet Jokes

Hoop Jokes

I put herbs and spices on my hula hoop before I used it, then I realised it was a waist of thyme.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hoop Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend’s dog just got a place in a canine display team. It wasn’t easy, he had to jump through hoops to get it. Bought a hula hoop and it kept attacking people.… Continue reading Hoop Jokes

Knitting Jokes

Had to get my knitting needles fixed. They just didn't seam right.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Knitting Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend with knitting needles told me he has a pattern for sunglasses. I think he’s trying to pull the wool over my eyes. A police officer spotted a man driving along… Continue reading Knitting Jokes

Alice in Wonderland Jokes

I've got more jokes about Alice in Wonderland but let's not go down that rabbit hole…

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Alice in Wonderland Jokes. It’s timely, as the book was set on 4th May, a date these days associated with another fictional world of wonder. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… “My girlfriend keeps telling me I’m like a character… Continue reading Alice in Wonderland Jokes