This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Alphabet Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Consonant please. Now a vowel. And another consonant. Alphabeti Spaghetti can take a long time to serve in my house. I’ve invented alphabet butter. Now just need to spread the word. Someone… Continue reading Alphabet Jokes
Month: May 2023
Hoop Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hoop Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend’s dog just got a place in a canine display team. It wasn’t easy, he had to jump through hoops to get it. Bought a hula hoop and it kept attacking people.… Continue reading Hoop Jokes
Knitting Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Knitting Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend with knitting needles told me he has a pattern for sunglasses. I think he’s trying to pull the wool over my eyes. A police officer spotted a man driving along… Continue reading Knitting Jokes
Alice in Wonderland Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Alice in Wonderland Jokes. It’s timely, as the book was set on 4th May, a date these days associated with another fictional world of wonder. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… “My girlfriend keeps telling me I’m like a character… Continue reading Alice in Wonderland Jokes