This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hoop Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Friend’s dog just got a place in a canine display team. It wasn’t easy, he had to jump through hoops to get it.
Bought a hula hoop and it kept attacking people. Turns out it’s a vicious circle.
Donated by basketball hoop to a friend who is rubbish at the game. It will be missed.
I put herbs and spices on my hula hoop before I used it, then I realised it was a waist of thyme.
Phoned the local aquarium, they asked me to shout “jump through this hoop!”. Apparently the call might be recorded for training porpoises.
Someone I know was a hula hoop champion but has forgotten how to do it. Spent too long out of the loop.
I used to have an evening job repairing hula hoops, just to make ends meet.
The solar system hula hoop champion is Saturn…
I’d tell you a joke about the edge of a hula hoop but you’d never hear the end of it.
I’d explain the shape of a hoop to you but there’s no point.
If you like these hoop jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.