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Pumpkin Jokes

f you eat too much pumpkin pie, you risk getting autumny ache.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pumpkin Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why was Cinderella rubbish at skating? Her coach was a pumpkin. Why was the pumpkin lantern scared? It had no guts. Why do you see so many pumpkins sitting outside houses at… Continue reading Pumpkin Jokes

Giant Jokes

Heard a rumour of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Giant Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’ve discovered the secret of a long life. Be born as a giant tortoise. I’ve got a fear of giants. It’s called Feefiphobia. Local shoe company decided to make a giant sandal.… Continue reading Giant Jokes

Hacker Jokes

The worst thing about hackers finding your password is having to rename your dog.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hacker Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why is it easy to hack an excavated pyramid? It’s unencrypted. Wasn’t hard to crack Forrest Gump’s wifi password. 1forrest1 Friend of mine just lost his job as a hacker. I told… Continue reading Hacker Jokes

Alien Jokes

Heard a great operatic song about aliens. Aria 51.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Alien Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend told me they were kidnapped by aliens who made them comb their hair, blow their nose and straighten their clothes. They were on the mothership. I used to wonder why aliens… Continue reading Alien Jokes

James Bond Jokes

Apparently when he's horse riding, instead of stirrups, James Bond uses shaken ups.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of James Bond Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Pub quiz didn’t go well. The quiz master asked “name a Bond villain”, but he just wouldn’t take No as an answer. How do you spot James Bond when he’s in… Continue reading James Bond Jokes

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