I had a conversation about butter – among other things – earlier this week, so a page of butter jokes seemed to be as good a topic as any. As normal, don’t expect too many that are hilarious or original… My local florist isn’t into butter. They’re not interflora either. “I… Continue reading Butter jokes
Month: March 2016
Umbrella Jokes
Hopefully spring is now here and the need for umbrellas will be less frequent after a wet winter, so here are a few umbrella jokes to whet your appetite. As normal, don’t expect hilarity or originality… An economist friend told me to put something away for a rainy day. I’ve gone for an… Continue reading Umbrella Jokes
Programmer Jokes
We were swapping IT related one liners in the office this week, so here are some programmer jokes for all techies out there. Don’t expect too much hilarity or originality… Why do Java developers often wear glasses? They can’t C#. A SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables… Continue reading Programmer Jokes
Yacht Jokes
This week’s topic for one liners and puns is yacht jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality, but I do hope they float your boat… Why are fast yachts like popular furniture stores? Both always seem to have a sail on. Which sailors blow their noses… Continue reading Yacht Jokes