Umbrella Jokes

Asked my iPhone, "surely I don't need an umbrella today?". Siri replied "yes, and don't call me Shirley". Turned out I had left Airplane mode on.

Hopefully spring is now here and the need for umbrellas will be less frequent after a wet winter, so here are a few umbrella jokes to whet your appetite.  As normal, don’t expect hilarity or originality…       An economist friend told me to put something away for a rainy day.  I’ve gone for an… Continue reading Umbrella Jokes