Yacht Jokes

A friend has cooking utensils on his exotic yacht. Pyrex of the Caribbean.
A friend has cooking utensils on his exotic yacht. Pyrex of the Caribbean.

This week’s topic for one liners and puns is yacht jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality, but I do hope they float your boat…

 

 

 

Why are fast yachts like popular furniture stores? Both always seem to have a sail on.

 

Which sailors blow their noses most often? The Anchor Chiefs.

 

Was going to make a yacht out of stone but it was too much of a hardship.

 

What do you do with a sick yacht?  Take it to the doc.

 

I was eating some alphabeti spaghetti on a yacht and discovered the seven Cs.

 

A yacht owning friend of mine didn’t want to buy a new hat as he was afraid of cap sizing.

 

A friend has cooking utensils on his exotic yacht.  Pyrex of the Caribbean.

 

The one vegetable you don’t want to have on a yacht is a leek.

 

Was on a Chinese yacht once eating junk food.

 

When Noah wanted to check how many bees he had, he had a look in the arc hives.

 

The captain of a yacht is a sails manager.

 

Told a friend that I went on a sailing course in Poole. He said “In Dorset?” I said, “yes, I definitely recommend it.”

 

 

 

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