This week’s topic for one liners and puns is yacht jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality, but I do hope they float your boat…
Why are fast yachts like popular furniture stores? Both always seem to have a sail on.
Which sailors blow their noses most often? The Anchor Chiefs.
Was going to make a yacht out of stone but it was too much of a hardship.
What do you do with a sick yacht? Take it to the doc.
I was eating some alphabeti spaghetti on a yacht and discovered the seven Cs.
A yacht owning friend of mine didn’t want to buy a new hat as he was afraid of cap sizing.
A friend has cooking utensils on his exotic yacht. Pyrex of the Caribbean.
The one vegetable you don’t want to have on a yacht is a leek.
Was on a Chinese yacht once eating junk food.
When Noah wanted to check how many bees he had, he had a look in the arc hives.
The captain of a yacht is a sails manager.
Told a friend that I went on a sailing course in Poole. He said “In Dorset?” I said, “yes, I definitely recommend it.”
Last week’s hotel jokes are here.
If you like these yacht jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.