Month: June 2025

Chef Jokes

The great chef who cooked for Pharaohs was Gordon Rameses II.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of XXXXX Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend of mine puts blood, sweat and tears into everything he does. Great guy, awful chef. I asked a friend who is a chef if he ever served almost raw steak. He… Continue reading Chef Jokes

Stomach Jokes

Told my doctor that I suck my stomach in when I weigh myself. He said that wouldn't help, but it's the only way I can read the scales.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Stomach Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I ate a caterpillar once and ended up with butterflies in my stomach. I was going to make a haggis, but I didn’t have the stomach for it… Friend of mine got… Continue reading Stomach Jokes

Saint Jokes

The patron saint of not being in love is St Francis of 10cc.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Saint Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Who is the patron saint of emails? St Francis of a CC. A young mouse saw a bat & thought it was St Michael the angel. What did St Patrick say as… Continue reading Saint Jokes

Wax Jokes

My friend who is allergic to wax, is amazing. No one can hold a candle to him.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Wax Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw a model of a young Darth Vader at the local wax museum. It was Mannequin Skywalker. Does anyone know how to cure earwax? If so, give me a shout. Candle wax.… Continue reading Wax Jokes