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Blanket Jokes

Friend is in a group called Blankets and Duvets. They're a cover band.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Blanket Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Thought it was going to be frosty so plugged my electric blanket in beside my toaster. I kept popping out of bed all night.   How do you make… Continue reading Blanket Jokes

Door Jokes

I used to work at a revolving door company. Then I thought, "this job is going nowhere fast".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Door Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Got out of the shower, went downstairs and opened the door in my towel. I know it’s a funny place to have a door.   How do you know… Continue reading Door Jokes

Heart Jokes

Bonnie Tyler has released a video all about cardiology. It's totally clips of the heart.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Heart Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A friend failed his medical exam when he X-rayed his lower torso. He didn’t put his heart into it.   Spotted in a lonely hearts ad: “Scrabble player looking… Continue reading Heart Jokes

Reflective Jokes

I'm not one to judge, but if you don't clean your mirrors, they reflect badly on you.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Reflective Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Bought a reflective jacket. It sits in the corner and reads Descartes.   I held up my clock to a mirror. It was time for reflection.   On reflection,… Continue reading Reflective Jokes

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