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Rash Jokes

I shared a London taxi with a group of spotty youths. Think it was an acne carriage.

Another week when the topic for the one liners has come from my colleague Helen, so here are some rash jokes. As normal no guarantee of hilarity or originality, but luckily they are also not contagious…       I asked the doctor if he could cure my measles. He said he doesn’t make rash… Continue reading Rash Jokes

Ruler jokes

I like jokes about stationery but rulers are where I draw the line.

I was told a joke this week by my colleague Helen – but not the same Helen who came up with Swan Jokes – and so the topic for this week’s one liners is ruler jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I like jokes about stationery… Continue reading Ruler jokes

Cloud jokes

I connected my new phone to the cloud, then I had mist calls.

Looking out the window for inspiration for this week’s one liners, I’ve come up with the topic of cloud jokes. As usual, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality with this collection of puns.       As raindrops say, two’s company, three’s a cloud.   A Geordie chap walked into a hairdressers and asked… Continue reading Cloud jokes

Grape Jokes

I know a grape who spends his time sitting in the sun. It's his raisin d'etre.

The inspiration for this week’s page of one liners came from looking at the fruit bowl, so here are a page of grape jokes.  Of course, they come with the normal caveats of not being overly funny or original, and they might just make you let out a little whine….       Why did… Continue reading Grape Jokes

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