then I had mist calls

Cloud jokes

Looking out the window for inspiration for this week’s one liners, I’ve come up with the topic of cloud jokes. As usual, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality with this collection of puns.




As raindrops say, two’s company, three’s a cloud.


A Geordie chap walked into a hairdressers and asked “Can I have a perm please?” Hairdresser replied, “I wandered lonely as a cloud….”


I connected my new phone to the cloud, then I had mist calls.


What sort of clothes do clouds have? Thunderwear.


Why do metrologists pay so much attention to wispy clouds? They take them cirrus-ly.


I’d tell you a joke about a cloud but it would be over your head.


A friend of mine is looking for an aerial water storage system. He’s working on a cloud based solution.


What’s worse than rain clouds? When it’s hailing taxis.


I used some magic to make a cloud laugh. It was mist tickle.


How do you wrap a cloud? With a rainbow.


Who is a cloud’s favourite relative? His anticyclone.


What is a cloud’s favourite reptile? A blizzard.




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