Tag: weather

Rainbow Jokes

a hotel and was offered the black and white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Rainbow Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… How do you wrap up some fog? With a rainbow… Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow. A friend of mine did his pilot’s exam just after… Continue reading Rainbow Jokes

Fog Jokes

I used some magic to make some fog laugh. It was mist tickle.

The inclement weather that has plagued my morning commute this week seemed as good an inspiration as any for some puns, so here is a page of fog jokes. I should add, though, that I do remember a journey around the M25, London’s orbital road, about twenty years ago, with a friend who asked why… Continue reading Fog Jokes

Frost Jokes

Cold weather is here. Had to scrape ice of my windscreen this morning. Used my supermarket loyalty card. Only got 10% off.

Cold mornings have returned, and I had to find my deicer this week.  In fact, it took me so long to find my deicer that my car had already done the work, which gave me time to think of some frost jokes.  As normal, don’t expect any originality or hilarity…       Cold weather… Continue reading Frost Jokes

Cloud jokes

I connected my new phone to the cloud, then I had mist calls.

Looking out the window for inspiration for this week’s one liners, I’ve come up with the topic of cloud jokes. As usual, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality with this collection of puns.       As raindrops say, two’s company, three’s a cloud.   A Geordie chap walked into a hairdressers and asked… Continue reading Cloud jokes