This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Rainbow Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
How do you wrap up some fog? With a rainbow…
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
A friend of mine did his pilot’s exam just after a storm, and flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colours.
How heavy is a rainbow? It’s actually pretty light.
Heard about someone trying to steal a rainbow. They ended up in prism.
What clothes do rainbows wear? Thunderpants.
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow…
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It’s a dying art.
I had a rainbow for lunch. I’ trying to eat light.
If you like these rainbow jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.