This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Concrete Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A fish swims into a concrete wall. Dam.
I studied concrete for a while. It’s really hard.
How do you start a concrete race? “Ready… Set…”
I’m never sure of the difference between concrete and paving slabs. It’s a grey area.
It annoys me when people misuse the words concrete, asphalt and gravel. It’s all about cementics.
A group of escaped prisoners fell into some concrete as part of their getaway. Police are looking for hardened criminals.
I saw a duck staring at the concrete I was mixing, and I ended up with quacks in the building.
Some friends of mine won’t believe me that I can make cement, they’ve asked for concrete evidence.
Chap walks into a bar with some concrete under his arm, and says “one for me and one for the road”.
In an attempt to be innovative, a friend made an egg out of concrete. That will take some beating.
If you like these concrete jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.