Concrete Jokes

It annoys me when people misuse the words concrete, asphalt and gravel. It's all about cementics.
It annoys me when people misuse the words concrete, asphalt and gravel. It's all about cementics.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Concrete Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

A fish swims into a concrete wall. Dam.

I studied concrete for a while. It’s really hard.

How do you start a concrete race? “Ready… Set…”

I’m never sure of the difference between concrete and paving slabs. It’s a grey area.

It annoys me when people misuse the words concrete, asphalt and gravel. It’s all about cementics.

A group of escaped prisoners fell into some concrete as part of their getaway. Police are looking for hardened criminals.

I saw a duck staring at the concrete I was mixing, and I ended up with quacks in the building.

Some friends of mine won’t believe me that I can make cement, they’ve asked for concrete evidence.

Chap walks into a bar with some concrete under his arm, and says “one for me and one for the road”.

In an attempt to be innovative, a friend made an egg out of concrete. That will take some beating.

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