Quality Jokes

Quality jokes on social media remind me of CB radios. Copy that.
Quality jokes on social media remind me of CB radios. Copy that.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Quality Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

Spell check: Quality control for wizards.

My next door neighbour has a green triangular house. My other next door neighbour has a yellow rectangular house. And the people across the road have an orange octagonal house… I live in a quality street.

Looked up the cost of low quality electrical plugs. They were shocking.

I’d love a job doing quality control at the mirror factory. It’s just a job I could see myself doing.

Bought some low quality paper. It’s tearable.

Quality jokes on social media remind me of CB radios. Copy that.

“Stop making that awful racket!” – sport factory quality control manager.

Quality accupuncture is a jab well done.

Bought some oats for my horse but returned them because they were poor quality. The manager took my feedback.

A friend of mine does quality control at a Whack-A-Mole factory. Apparently it’s very hit or miss.

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