This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Orange Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Orange juice doesn’t slide well. It’s down to pulp friction.
What is orange and fizzy and comes down the chimney at Christmas? Fanta Claus
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Asked a friend why he was staring at a bottle of orange juice. He replied that it said “concentrate” on it.
What did the chick say when his mum laid an orange? Look what marmalade.
I saw people arguing over the last piece of orange chocolate. It was Terry vying.
My next door neighbour has a green triangular house. My other next door neighbour has a yellow rectangular house. And the people across the road have an orange octagonal house… I live in a quality street.
Someone told me “nothing rhymes with orange”. I said, “no it doesn’t”.
Went to the shop today to buy some oranges, strawberries and apples, but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.
An orange growing friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. They make smoothies.
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