Month: May 2026

Leather Jokes

I swapped my leather belt for a nuclear one and ended up with a radioactive waist.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Leather Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What is made of leather, a foot long, and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe. Why do bears have fur coats? Because they’d look silly in leather jackets. Leather is the most… Continue reading Leather Jokes

Hinge Jokes

Why did the hinge attach itself to a tree? It wanted to turn over a new leaf.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hinge Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend of mine is a musician. He used to be in a band called The Hinges, used to be quite big. They supported The Doors. If anyone knows how to fix… Continue reading Hinge Jokes

Folder Jokes

Found a folder on my computer that's just full of photos of certain farm animals. They're all jpigs.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Folder Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend of mine won the Philippines National Origami championship. He’s a Manila folder. Someone broke into a local shop and stole some folders, A4 files, and highlighters. Police are looking for organised… Continue reading Folder Jokes

Paste Jokes

Got sacked because I couldn't make 1000 tubes of glue an hour. I wasn't ready for a fast paste working environment.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Paste Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Felt sad when my tube of toothpaste ended up on the ground. Crest fallen. Got sacked because I couldn’t make 1000 tubes of glue an hour. I wasn’t ready for a fast… Continue reading Paste Jokes

Noodle Jokes

I went to a weird hotel that was themed on both sheep and noodles. The Ram Inn.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Noodle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw a superhero eating a bowl of noodles. Think it was Batman and Ramen. Local chef always served wet noodles, so they gave him a re-straining order. Opened the kitchen cupboard and… Continue reading Noodle Jokes