This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Dive Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What sort of cinemas do seals go to? Dive ins. I haven’t done sky diving yet, but I have zoomed into Google Maps really quickly a few times. I tried… Continue reading Dive Jokes
Month: July 2020
Burger Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Burger Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw a bunch of people eating burgers whilst waiting for the launch of a new toy doll. It was a Barbie queue. A friend is making me a burger for… Continue reading Burger Jokes
Statue Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Charge Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I made a statue of a boy wizard out of clay. It’s Harry Pottery. I was going to have a statue made of myself, but I thought I might end… Continue reading Statue Jokes
Charge Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Charge Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Heard about someone who charges exorbitant amounts for ice cream. He’s a cone shark. Police arrested a man who was carrying an electrical cable with him. He was released without… Continue reading Charge Jokes
Swimming Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Swimming Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A fish swims into a brick wall. Dam. The key thing that stopped me being a water polo champion was that my horse couldn’t swim. … Continue reading Swimming Jokes