This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Morse Code Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What’s the longest morse code message? The 100 yard dash. Ok, got to go off and grow some hair on my upper lip. Must dash. When I was at the zoo,… Continue reading Morse Code Jokes
Month: May 2022
Sugar Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sugar Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A man walks into a retro shop in Birmingham. He says “I’d like a kipper tie please”. Chap behind the counter says “milk & sugar?” A lorry load of strawberries has crashed… Continue reading Sugar Jokes
Hedgehog Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hedgehog Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw a squirrel having a boxing match with a hedgehog in my garden. The hedgehog won on points. Was driving home the other evening, and my sat nav said “bear left”. It… Continue reading Hedgehog Jokes
Luck Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Luck Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… My Lucky Dip was full of bits of clay. Turned out I’d entered the National Pottery. Worried I couldn’t restore lost files from my laptop, but luckily I had a back up… Continue reading Luck Jokes