Month: April 2024

Licence Jokes

I used to always go the extra mile. That's why I lost my taxi driving licence.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Licence Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Found out recently that James Bond is a big fan of pottery. He’s even got a licence to kiln. Do you need a current licence to drive an electric car? I used… Continue reading Licence Jokes

Graffiti Jokes

Bought some graffiti proof paint. It's unremarkable.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Graffiti Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend lost his job as a graffiti artist. To be fair, the writing has been on the wall for some time. Bought some graffiti proof paint. It’s unremarkable. I know a… Continue reading Graffiti Jokes

Lipstick Jokes

How do vampires fix their lipstick if they have no reflection?

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Lipstick Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Misheard my friend when they asked for lipstick and passed a glue stick. Still not talking to me. A duck walks into a make up store and says “Give me a lipstick,… Continue reading Lipstick Jokes