This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Trifle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… In the local police station and saw an officer with three stripes eating a trifle. He was the custardy sergeant. Drove to work yesterday, almost no one else out. I saw a… Continue reading Trifle Jokes
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Minecraft Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Minecraft Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Weird thing about food in Minecraft is that it all tastes very gamey. How do Minecraft players stay fit? They run around the block. Why don’t Ender Dragons like reading books? They… Continue reading Minecraft Jokes
Pump Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pump Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I remember when air pumps for car tyres used to be free, now they cost £1. The rising cost of inflation. I left my job running an air pump. Couldn’t handle the… Continue reading Pump Jokes
Caterpillar Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Caterpillar Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was on the grass looking for caterpillar tracks. That’s when I got run over by a tank. The caterpillar missed his opportunity to play in the football match because he was… Continue reading Caterpillar Jokes
Coat Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Coat Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… My local decorator has a tiny wardrobe. He only needs one coat. Once went to a Prime Minister themed fancy dress party as Winston Churchill, complete with suit, coat and hat. Didn’t… Continue reading Coat Jokes
Chilli Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of chilli Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was in the kitchen and knocked over all the mince, rice and spices. It was chilli con carnage. How do you work out how heavy a chilli pepper is? Give it… Continue reading Chilli Jokes
Miner Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Miner Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I bumped cars with someone who was going to dig for coal. Not a big smash, just miner damage. Group of guys covered in coal dust walk into a bar. The barman… Continue reading Miner Jokes
Design Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Design Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend of mine just finished his A levels. he studied music of the 1970s, Scandinavia, the history of Eurovision and outlandish fashion design. he got ABBA. Friend of mine got a job… Continue reading Design Jokes
Cage Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What was the Soviet Union’s most secretive insect? The Cagey Bee. I spotted a lion in a cage at the zoo the other day. He looks like a leopard now. Went on… Continue reading Cage Jokes
Diamond Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Diamond Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… “Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds”. John Lennon lost at Cluedo every time. I was driving down a road that was surfaced with emeralds, rubies and diamonds. I think it was a… Continue reading Diamond Jokes