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Birthday Jokes

Bought a friend a fridge for his birthday. You should have seen his face light up when he opened it.

It’s my birthday today, so here are some birthday jokes to mark the occasion.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.       A man moves to a new house. For the first three days on the way to work he sees a woman hitting her son with a log… Continue reading Birthday Jokes

Middle Earth Jokes

Saw a great Hobbit pinball machine. Doesn't accept coins though, only Tolkeins.

This week’s series of one liners takes the form of Middle Earth Jokes due to one particularly festive line.  As normal, these will not magic up hilarity or originality…       Saw a great Hobbit pinball machine. Doesn’t accept coins though, only Tolkeins.   Dreamt I wrote Lord of the Rings last night, turned… Continue reading Middle Earth Jokes

Bottle Jokes

Going to a recycling party this weekend. The invite said to bring a bottle.

In the midst of the Christmas Party season, here are some Bottle Jokes. As normal they don’t come with any guarantee of hilarity or originality.       Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back. Must be spring water.   On a flight, off on holiday. The cabin crew… Continue reading Bottle Jokes

Robot Jokes

What is a robot's favourite genre of music? Heavy metal.

This week’s one liners take the topic robot jokes, which are mainly very short riddles, for some reason. A couple of Star Wars related ones in there too, and one from Dr Who….  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I got myself a new robot puppy. Dogmatic.… Continue reading Robot Jokes

Chicken Jokes

I think the ghost in the chicken coop was a poultrygheist.

The topic for this week’s one liners is chicken jokes, which I was surprised that I had not already put together a page on chickens. As normal don’t expect hilarity or originality. In fact, some are positively fowl.       Where’s the best place to find out about chickens? In a hencyclopedia.   A… Continue reading Chicken Jokes

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