Month: July 2017

Mirror Jokes

My mirror ball and my smoke machine aren't working. I'll have to call a disco tech to fix them.

This week’s topic for one liners and puns is Mirror Jokes, so reflect on these.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.       I held up my clock to a mirror. It was time for reflection.   What does a cheese say to itself in a mirror? Halloumi.  … Continue reading Mirror Jokes

Fan Jokes

I'm not a fan of shopping centres. Once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.

The sun has been shining during this first week of July, and there have been plenty of fans and air conditioning units hard at work, so here are some fan jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A friend of mine used to love farm machinery, now… Continue reading Fan Jokes