Month: November 2020

Plan Jokes

I'm not sure whoever signed off the Club Tropicana business plan was the best advisor.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Plan Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Had to give up on my plan to set up a business making work surfaces for kitchens. It was counterproductive. Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we’ll make a… Continue reading Plan Jokes

Bar Code Jokes

Priceless

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bar Code Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… When I was in the supermarket earlier, I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a bar code. I asked, “Are you two an item?” The zookeeper told me I… Continue reading Bar Code Jokes

Mask Jokes

Used to wonder how Darth Vader ate with that mask on then I realised he's probably force fed.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mask Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’ve started wearing a mask to bed so that if I get burgled and I disturb them, they’ll think I’m part of their gang. “I couldn’t identify which one it was because… Continue reading Mask Jokes

Bonfire Jokes

Wish I'd never got a tattoo of a bonfire on my wrist. Loads of places won't allow me in with fire arms.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Bonfire Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night. He’s over the moon. A friend was having a bonfire, and I sprayed it with a fire extinguisher. He was… Continue reading Bonfire Jokes