This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mask Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I’ve started wearing a mask to bed so that if I get burgled and I disturb them, they’ll think I’m part of their gang.
“I couldn’t identify which one it was because he wasn’t wearing a mask”. Me talking about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Saw a priest in a mask who threw some holy water at me. A bit odd I know, but I think it’s a blessing in disguise.
Surprised me when I saw someone wearing a Gloria Gaynor mask. At first I was afraid…
Used to wonder how Darth Vader ate with that mask on then I realised he’s probably force fed.
Lost my sleeping mask. I’m not going to rest until I find it.
When I go out for a latte, I think of it less as a mask and more as a coughy filter.
Went to the bank the other day and the chap working there was wearing a mask. Apparently he was the loan arranger.
A horse walks into a bar wearing a zebra mask. The barman says, “why the wrong face?”
Bought a mask for my pet duck. Wasn’t sure if it was the right one at first, but it fitted the bill.
If you like these mask jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.