Mask Jokes

Used to wonder how Darth Vader ate with that mask on then I realised he's probably force fed.
Used to wonder how Darth Vader ate with that mask on then I realised he's probably force fed.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mask Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

I’ve started wearing a mask to bed so that if I get burgled and I disturb them, they’ll think I’m part of their gang.

“I couldn’t identify which one it was because he wasn’t wearing a mask”. Me talking about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Saw a priest in a mask who threw some holy water at me. A bit odd I know, but I think it’s a blessing in disguise.

Surprised me when I saw someone wearing a Gloria Gaynor mask. At first I was afraid…

Used to wonder how Darth Vader ate with that mask on then I realised he’s probably force fed.

Lost my sleeping mask. I’m not going to rest until I find it.

When I go out for a latte, I think of it less as a mask and more as a coughy filter.

Went to the bank the other day and the chap working there was wearing a mask. Apparently he was the loan arranger.

A horse walks into a bar wearing a zebra mask. The barman says, “why the wrong face?”

Bought a mask for my pet duck. Wasn’t sure if it was the right one at first, but it fitted the bill.

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