Bar Code Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bar Code Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

When I was in the supermarket earlier, I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a bar code. I asked, “Are you two an item?”

The zookeeper told me I wasn’t allowed to buy the animals so I asked why the zebra had a bar code.

I keep seeing bar code readers, printers, scanners and webcams out of the corner of my eye. It’s my peripheral vision.

The reason why Swedish naval ships display bar codes on their hulls is so that, when they return to harbour, they can Scandinavian…

My parents disowned me for getting a tattoo of a bar code. I hope I can redeem myself.

A = Absinthe
B = Beer
C = Cider
D = Daiquiri
That’s from my bar code.

Had a rude customer when I worked in a supermarket, you should have seen his face when I scanned him with my bar code reader. Priceless.

Went in to the local supermarket and the neighbour’s moggy was at the till with the bar code reader. Apparently it’s their new cat scan.

It’s not easy understanding bar codes. You’ve got to read between the lines.

Someone who works in my local supermarket does tricks with his bar code reader. He’s a scan artist.

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