Month: October 2023

Witch Jokes

Witches' most frightening spell books are often written in curse-ive.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Witch Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I would tell you about my dream involving a Lion, a Witch and a Wardrobe, but it’s Narnia business. Heard two witches telling jokes. Broom broom. How many witches does it take… Continue reading Witch Jokes

Soap Jokes

Someone has stolen all the soap from my bath. I think it was my robber duck.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Soap Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Singing in the shower is great until you get shampoo on your tongue. Then it’s more of a soap opera. Someone has stolen all the soap from my bath. I think it… Continue reading Soap Jokes

Parking Jokes

Parking a single car doesn't take much effort. Parking a fleet of cars, that takes a lot.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Parking Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Where do you leave your spaceship when you visit the moon? At a parking meteor. Saw a parking sign that said “Reserved”. I thought, I’m a bit of an introvert, so I… Continue reading Parking Jokes

Shoulder Jokes

I wondered how many shoulders vamopires have. I decided to count scapula.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Shoulder Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got asked to leave the casino the other night. They said I had a chip on my shoulder. One of my neighbours was stealing things from the local supermarket whilst sitting on… Continue reading Shoulder Jokes