This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Witch Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I would tell you about my dream involving a Lion, a Witch and a Wardrobe, but it’s Narnia business.
Heard two witches telling jokes. Broom broom.
How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They change them into frogs.
Spellchecker: a quality assurance device for witches.
Parked in a spot that was reserved for witches. When I got back there was a warning on my car saying “you will be toad”.
I used to know two witches who shared a house. They were broom mates.
A witch I know went to see the doctor because she had a dizzy spell.
Witches’ most frightening spell books are often written in curse-ive.
Someone I know caused trouble at witch school and ended up getting ex-spelled.
Australian witches travel on Brommerangs.
I had a dream about a world where lots of people could do magic but it was just witchful thinking.
There was a third off all book titles at the local shop, so I bought a copy of The Lion, The Witch.
If you like these witch jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.