This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Soap Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Singing in the shower is great until you get shampoo on your tongue. Then it’s more of a soap opera.
Someone has stolen all the soap from my bath. I think it was my robber duck.
I hear there’s a new soap opera starting soon featuring ewoks. It’s called EastEndors.
Found a new soap that keeps polite men away. It’s a deter-gent.
What’s a horse’s favourite TV soap opera? Neighbours…
I used to like heavily scented soaps, then one left a bad taste in my mouth.
Wondered what soap I should use to clean my pet dolphin, realised an all porpoise cleaner was the best.
Listened to the weather forecast and took some soap with me. Apparently some showers were likely.
Asked for a bar of soap. Chap said “do you want it scented?”, I said “no thanks, I’ll take it with me”.
I used to be addicted to soap but I’m clean now.
If you like these soap jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.