This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Parking Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Where do you leave your spaceship when you visit the moon? At a parking meteor.
Saw a parking sign that said “Reserved”. I thought, I’m a bit of an introvert, so I parked there.
Friend parked in a hospital car park. Attendant came up and said “this is for badge holders only”. He said “but I’ve got a bad shoulder…”
Really nice car park here. The sign says “You will be charged after 2 hours”. Very kind, I thought, as I parked my electric car.
Lovely to get a compliment. Got back to my car today and there was a note on the windscreen saying “parking fine”.
How much does it cost for Santa to park his sleigh? Nothing, it’s on the house.
What creature do you need to park in a restricted area? Permit The Frog.
What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, man…
Asked the attendant to validate my parking. He said “you’re right in the middle of the space. Well done”.
Parking a single car doesn’t take much effort. Parking a fleet of cars, that takes a lot.
If you like these parking jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.