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Garlic Jokes

How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate garlic bread long before it was cool.

Looking for inspiration for some puns this week, and I thought of fruit as guessmyfruit.com seems to be a topic of conversation increasingly frequently, but I’ve branched out a little with these garlic jokes. As normal don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…       How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate… Continue reading Garlic Jokes

Bear Jokes

Every time someone says "bear in mind", I think of Paddington.

Another random topic this week, here are a series of bear jokes, and no mention of walking into a bar as everyone knows that one. That said, there’s no guarantee of originality or hilarity here as usual…       What’s cold, white and smells minty? A polo bear.   What do you call Paddington… Continue reading Bear Jokes

Font Jokes

I was going to insult someone using paragraph formatting tools. It would have been entirely justified.

I had a conversation this week about different typesets, and how interesting they are, and as such, thought what better a topic for this week’s one liners than Font Jokes? Don’t expect them to be too funny or original… …and if you are interested in the history of fonts – it’s much more interesting than… Continue reading Font Jokes

Jam Jokes

A friend keeps having nightmares about half eaten bananas. We suspect it's a mid-Fyffe crisis.

This week’s collection of one liners takes the form of jam jokes, although it does stretch as far as marmalade… As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality…       “I was in a play called breakfast in bed once”. “Did you have a big role?” “No, just toast with a… Continue reading Jam Jokes

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