Bear Jokes

Every time someone says "bear in mind", I think of Paddington.
Every time someone says "bear in mind", I think of Paddington.

Another random topic this week, here are a series of bear jokes, and no mention of walking into a bar as everyone knows that one. That said, there’s no guarantee of originality or hilarity here as usual…




What’s cold, white and smells minty? A polo bear.


What do you call Paddington without an umbrella? A drizzly bear.


What’s the best cheese to encourage a grizzly? Camembert…


Why do bears have fur coats? Because they’d look silly in fluffy jumpers.


Not sure about my new sat nav. I was in the local safari park, and it said bear left. It was clearly an elephant.


What sort of creature hibernates in odd poses? A yoga bear.


What’s the best way to catch a spy bear? In a honey trap.


Why don’t bears like fast food? It’s hard to catch.


Every time someone says “bear in mind”, I think of Paddington.


I fought off a bear in my pyjamas once. No idea how he got into them.




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