Tag: Bear

Paddington Jokes

Every time someone says "bear in mind", I think of Paddington.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Paddington Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Annoyed that I wasn’t able to get a tattoo of Paddington on one bicep and of Winnie the Pooh on the other. I’ve got the right to bear arms. Good to see… Continue reading Paddington Jokes

Panda Jokes

Heard a story about someone who crossed a panda with a harp, turned out to be a bear faced lyre.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Panda Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What’s black and red all over? A panda with measles. What’s black and white, has eight wheels and goes fast? A panda on roller skates. All these years of technological developments and… Continue reading Panda Jokes

Bear Jokes

Every time someone says "bear in mind", I think of Paddington.

Another random topic this week, here are a series of bear jokes, and no mention of walking into a bar as everyone knows that one. That said, there’s no guarantee of originality or hilarity here as usual…       What’s cold, white and smells minty? A polo bear.   What do you call Paddington… Continue reading Bear Jokes