This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Paddington Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Annoyed that I wasn’t able to get a tattoo of Paddington on one bicep and of Winnie the Pooh on the other. I’ve got the right to bear arms.
Good to see Paddington wears gloves when making marmalade sandwiches and doesn’t touch it with his bear hands.
I was discussing the pros and cons of toasting a marmalade sandwich with Paddington. I played Breville’s Advocate.
What do you call Paddington without an umbrella? A drizzly bear.
Every time someone says “bear in mind”, I think of Paddington.
Was driving through a town yesterday and my satnav said “bear left”. I had a look and there was a statue of Paddington.
Checked my family tree and was surprised to find out that I was related to Paddington, Winnie The Pooh, Rupert and Freddy Fazbear. They’re my four bears.
I saw Paddington had joined the local choir, apparently they were looking for a beary tone.
Was going to put a picture of Paddington on my musical instrument but realised that it would be a bear faced lyre.
Offered my Paddington Bear toy some food, then realised he was stuffed.
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