This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Architect Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I wanted to be an architect but I sprained my angle.
Wanted someone to design a big boat for me to carry some animals, so I consulted with an arkitect.
Asked an architect if he knew how to build a pyramid. He said “yes, up to a point”.
An architect I know got a job as a DJ. He raised the roof.
I accidentally described a covered external part of my house as a veranda. It was a porch choice of words.
I don’t use sandwich architects, I prefer to use sub contractors.
Never going to ask a software architect to design a security fence for me. The last one turned out to be highly scaleable.
Local architect didn’t do a great job in designing the new book shop, it only has one storey.
I asked an architect to build a swimming pool that was six feet deep but he couldn’t fathom it.
Architects could have reduced the level of violence in the Wild West by building towns that were big enough for everyone.
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