This week’s puns and one liners take the form of University Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Local giraffe graduated early from university. He was head and shoulders above his class.
Congratulations to all those finishing university at the moment. A friend just got his Microphone degree, graduating with a 1 2 1 2…
A test tube ended up passing all the exams at university and became a graduated cylinder.
Just go an A, a C, a D and a C in my A Levels and have been accepted by a university in Yorkshire. I’m on a highway to Hull.
The worst thing about studying for a degree in history is that there’s no future in it.
I saw a student drumming on an algebra text book with two wooden sticks. I think he was studying log rhythms.
I was studying for my DNA exam, and I highlighted the answers with a genetic marker.
Someone I know finally got their degree in anaesthesia. They’re going to have a passing out parade.
Applied to university for a degree in origami and got my acceptance letter today. I don’t know what to make of it.
So happy that my student loan got me through university. I don’t know how I can ever repay them.
I like the elephant school, I enjoy the rhino college, but my favourite is the hippo campus.
Dropped out of my university course in philosophy. I had bad Marx.
If you like these university jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.