This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Factory Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Heard a huge bang at the cheese factory and suddenly the only thing left was de Brie.
I worked in a cardboard box factory but it folded.
I’d love a job doing quality control at the mirror factory. It’s just a job I could see myself doing.
“Stop making that awful racket!” – sport factory quality control manager.
Worst thing about working in a sausage factory is every day is ground hog day.
Friend quit his job at the door factory. He just couldn’t get a handle on it.
A friend got fired from his job at a calendar factory. All he did was take a day off…
Took my business plan to open a colander factory to the bank manager, but he said it was full of holes.
Friend of mine owned a garment factory. I suggested he tried making wallets, but he was too clothes minded.
A friend of mine quit his job at the helium factory recently. He refused to be spoken to in that tone.
Went on a tour of the local lemonade factory. Afterwards, they gave us a pop quiz.
Friend went for a job at a sun cream factory but didn’t get it. He’s going to reapply.
Imagine the self control required to work in the Bubble Wrap factory.
Had a job working in a factory making toy vampires. There were two of us on the production line, so I had to make every second count.
The benefit of working at a laptop keyboard factory, extra shifts.
Who is the saddest person in the pasta factory? The chap who’s filling cannelloni.
Got a friend who works in the repair section at the Swan Vesta factory. He’s involved in match fixing.
Which king also ran a chocolate factory? William the Wonkerer.
Finished my job at the umbrella factory. I was only covering for someone.
I put in a lot of extra hours at work and ended up getting sacked from the clock factory.
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