This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Llama Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Thought I’d called a major religious figure the other day and got sent a goat with an odd neck. Turned out I’d called Dial-A-Llama.
I heard the famous Swedish band is going to get together to record a cover to raise funds for camelid creatures in the southern US. Sweet Home Abba Llama.
One llama suggests going on a picnic. The other says “Alpaca lunch”.
Apparently the mythical end of the world in llama mythology is the alpcalypse.
The question to work out what you call different creatures in south America is Como se llama…
Fastest llama on two wheels? Llamaha. Fastest on four wheels? Llambaghini.
Why don’t you see many llama scientists? Too much woolly thinking.
Thought i saw a really thin shiny alpaca. Turned out it was llamanated.
Heard about a secret organisation of south American mammals, the Illamanati.
Who is the most accomplished camel like composer? Llamadeus Mozart.
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